Humorous-quotations Quote by Karen Cecil Smith

““First month honey. . .Next month pie. . .Third month. . .Get out here and work, you damn bitch, same as I.””

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“There won't be separate stalls in heaven.”

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“She reached out her arms to Blackie. The beautiful siren was calling her weary sailor safely to port.”

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“Child, there's a sayin' every fishmonger has. When you buy land, you buy stones. When you buy fish, you buy bones.”

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“I would have been glad if it had been the Lord's will to let one of my children live.”

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“Biscuits are rough, potatoes are tough. I pray to God we all get enough.”

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“I don't have but two teeth, but thank the Lord they both hit together.”

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“If a rooster crows while you're thinking about a man," the fortuneteller had once told Maria, "then he's the one you'll marry.”

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