Humor Quote by Karen Cecil Smith Download Open image ““Biscuits are rough, potatoes are tough. I pray to God we all get enough.”” — Karen Cecil Smith ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Pray To God
“How dare you give the poor woman trouble over those nasty biscuits! If you made biscuits worth eating, sir, perhaps she wouldn’t throw them… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
“I've tried praying. It gives me comfort. But not as much as a cup of tea and a ginger nut biscuit.” — Steven Herrick Copy Share Image
“What's it like here? There's a biscuit factory next door. We get the broken ones.” — Hiedi Thomas Jennifer Worth Copy Share Image
“You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits. - You can say whatever you want about something, but… — Charles Martin Copy Share Image
“Lord, I can’t live in his mashed potato world. I need my tubers scalloped and diced and baked and fried and different every time.… — Lorna Seilstad Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were crying, and your tears were so salty I decided to collect your sadness to sprinkle on potato chips. I thought we could start a business. I would make potato chips, I would make you sad, and you would cry onto the chips and season them for consumption. I thought a good name… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“I was with you right up until you said, ‘Bring the pain.’ I’ve only ever brought cookies, or the occasional casserole.” — Nicole Peeler Copy Share Image
“We can't all be bakers or chefs. Many of us have modest ambitions. But we can all buy a piece of the pie.” — Amah Lambert Copy Share Image
“First month honey. . .Next month pie. . .Third month. . .Get out here and work, you damn bitch, same as I.” — Karen Cecil Smith Copy Share Image
“If decorum allowed, she would take tea at the hotel. Once inside, she might run into a rich northern gentleman who had ridden in… — Karen Cecil Smith Copy Share Image
“She reached out her arms to Blackie. The beautiful siren was calling her weary sailor safely to port.” — Karen Cecil Smith Copy Share Image
“Child, there's a sayin' every fishmonger has. When you buy land, you buy stones. When you buy fish, you buy bones.” — Karen Cecil Smith Copy Share Image
“I would have been glad if it had been the Lord's will to let one of my children live.” — Karen Cecil Smith Copy Share Image
“I don't have but two teeth, but thank the Lord they both hit together.” — Karen Cecil Smith Copy Share Image
“If a rooster crows while you're thinking about a man," the fortuneteller had once told Maria, "then he's the one you'll marry.” — Karen Cecil Smith Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
