Food Quote by Lorna Seilstad

“Enjoy all the fresh or frozen veggies you want, except for potatoes”

— William Davis

“As a rule, you knew it was time to eat when you could hear potatoes exploding in the oven. Happily, all this suited my…

— Bill Bryson

“I bought a big bag of potatoes and it's growing eyes like crazy. Other foods rot. Potatoes want to see.”

— Bill Callahan

“Your mummy and daddy love you very much,’ she’d say. ‘But people can’t fry potatoes after they’re dead.”

— Morris Gleitzman

“those fried potatoes I can smell are for me. I think they are.”

— Morris Gleitzman

“So what is the best vegetable? Well, we all know that: it's the potato. The vegetable you can't screw up. You can throw a…

— Caitlin Moran

“So? What are you going to do about it? Throw your mashed potatoes at me? I'm consumed by terror.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Dear Friend-- My partner, Will Geary, got to putting on airs and I shot him and he is dead. The potatoes is looking well.…

— Bruce Hampton

“I have a feeling this is more dangerous than hoeing potatoes in the hot sun.”

— Cheryl Landmark

“I had a dream about you. You were crying, and your tears were so salty I decided to collect your sadness to sprinkle on…

— Jarod Kintz

“If you must know, he said 'my goodness me, a walking potato”

— Terry Pratchett

“Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a potato, I go well with gravy!”

— Twitter