Mashed potatoes Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout

“those fried potatoes I can smell are for me. I think they are.”

— Morris Gleitzman

“I bought a big bag of potatoes and it's growing eyes like crazy. Other foods rot. Potatoes want to see.”

— Bill Callahan

“Lord, I can’t live in his mashed potato world. I need my tubers scalloped and diced and baked and fried and different every time.…

— Lorna Seilstad

“Maybe then they’d leave me the fuck alone in the corner with my turkey and my mashed potatoes and my phone.”

— Francesca Zappia

“Terror. That was it.”

— Roddy Doyle

“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had to supply all the gravy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Your dinner is mocking me. I’ll kill it and eat it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I've met my doom, and it isn't even breakfast yet.”

— Ashley Poston

“I don’t care that I no longer have my grandma to keep me company at the dining room table. Especially since she tasted so…

— Jarod Kintz

“I have a feeling this is more dangerous than hoeing potatoes in the hot sun.”

— Cheryl Landmark

“They’re your guilty pleasure. You have some tucked away in your office at work, and all over your house... you can never get enough…

— Loretta Lost

“It takes at least three assassination attempts to scare me off. And even then, if there are baked goods involved, I might come back.”

— Victoria Schwab