Friendship Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I very much like potatoes.

— Jacob Rees-Mogg

I've always said I'm pretty good at making mashed potato. I'm a good masher.

— Paddy McGuinness

I like French fries; I like mashed. I love potatoes.

— Mary J. Blige

I love potatoes - roast potatoes, mashed potatoes - I just love potatoes.

— Johanna Konta

Don’t tell me you’re going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich

— Veronica Roth

Mashed potatoes with stuff in it? That's '90s.

— Alex Guarnaschelli

“My mashed potatoes come with a masturbation sound you pour on top, like gravy. I got the recipe from Pee Wee Herman.”

— Jarod Kintz

What small potatoes we all are, compared with what we might be!

— Charles Dudley Warner

I love potatoes - they're my favorite food.

— Trisha Yearwood

“Lord, I can’t live in his mashed potato world. I need my tubers scalloped and diced and baked and fried and different every time.…

— Lorna Seilstad

“So what is the best vegetable? Well, we all know that: it's the potato. The vegetable you can't screw up. You can throw a…

— Caitlin Moran

“My boy! It's really true, you really love hashed brown potatoes? You make me so happy. JACK [without conviction]: Yes, I like them, I…

— Eugène Ionesco