Quote by Eugène Ionesco

“Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a potato, I go well with gravy!”

— Twitter

“those fried potatoes I can smell are for me. I think they are.”

— Morris Gleitzman

“If you must know, he said 'my goodness me, a walking potato”

— Terry Pratchett

“They’re your guilty pleasure. You have some tucked away in your office at work, and all over your house... you can never get enough…

— Loretta Lost

“Zeke stood up. He held the Tater Tot up to the sunlight streaming in through the cafeteria window. Some kids sitting at tables nearby…

— Alice Alfonsi

“Shit served on a gold plate to a grateful and welcoming soul is still shit! Potatoes won't change that!”

— Robin Sacredfire

“I bought a big bag of potatoes and it's growing eyes like crazy. Other foods rot. Potatoes want to see.”

— Bill Callahan

“I tear my lips away from hers and fling her over my shoulder. “Hey!” she protests, kicking her feet and slapping me on the…

— Dolores Lane

What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.

— A. A. Milne

“My mashed potatoes come with a masturbation sound you pour on top, like gravy. I got the recipe from Pee Wee Herman.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I had a dream about you. You were crying, and your tears were so salty I decided to collect your sadness to sprinkle on…

— Jarod Kintz

“Lord, I can’t live in his mashed potato world. I need my tubers scalloped and diced and baked and fried and different every time.…

— Lorna Seilstad