Mashed potatoes Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had to supply all the gravy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don't know if you suffer in the same way, but with me the act of talking in the nature of real mashed potatoes…

— P G Wodehouse

“Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a potato, I go well with gravy!”

— Twitter

“At the potluck, I brought two dishes: knowledge and mashed potatoes and gravy. Guess which one got cleaned out and which one hardly got…

— Jarod Kintz

“My boy! It's really true, you really love hashed brown potatoes? You make me so happy. JACK [without conviction]: Yes, I like them, I…

— Eugène Ionesco

“Lord, I can’t live in his mashed potato world. I need my tubers scalloped and diced and baked and fried and different every time.…

— Lorna Seilstad

My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess.…

— Mitch Hedberg

Mashed potatoes with stuff in it? That's '90s.

— Alex Guarnaschelli

“What is mashing?” “It is one of the most heinous of crimes,” his father answered. Nick’s imagination pictured the great tenor doing something strange,…

— Ernest Hemingway

“I just filled this sweet little pussy up with my baby gravy,”

— Alexa Riley

“I don’t care that I no longer have my grandma to keep me company at the dining room table. Especially since she tasted so…

— Jarod Kintz

I love potatoes - roast potatoes, mashed potatoes - I just love potatoes.

— Johanna Konta