Pee Wee Quote by Jeaniene Frost

“For a man who claimed not to care much for women, Mr Holmes sure found some strong ones.”

— Laurie R. King

“He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It…

— Tami Hoag

“Mr. Holmes always knows whatever there is to know.”

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“I half expected to find Sherlock Holmes thumb wrestling with Jane Austen in the corner.”

— Rachel Cohn

“Measuring dicks never got old.”

— V. Theia

“Good-night, Mister Sherlock Holmes.”

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“She hadn’t really counted on having to measure pedagogic dick length with a whole tribe.”

— Magnus Flyte

“Sherlock: You’re exaggerating. It didn’t happen that often. (in relation to Irene Adler’s texts) John: 57 times in the run up to Christmas. Your…

— Guy Adams

“The few questions I had asked had been futile and I was suddenly dispirited, for it had occurred to me that had Holmes been…

— Anthony Horowitz

“Size doesn't but dick matters!”

— Himmilicious

“Holmes, you have an answer to everything”

— Arthur Conan Doyle