Funny quotes Quote by Tammy Blackwell

“. . . being on the wrong side of a pissing contest is never a good thing.”

— Mark M. Bello

“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?”

— Nenia Campbell

“I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of…

— Brian MacLearn

“I think the correct term for this was ‘pissing contest’, and though I was flattered, I didn’t have time for it.”

— Kim Harrington

“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop…

— John Green

“Never miss an opportunity to pee.”

— Shawne Murphy-Johnson

“Be careful when peeing in your pants. It does not always work.”

— Richard Villar

“I CANT PEE ANY FASTER”

— Nei

“Always keep your mouth shut with a drunk. You can never win with piss tanks. The most you can hope for is to break…

— Douglas Coupland

“I have extremely great aim when it comes to peeing. I can, for instance, manage to not splash a single drop on the rim…

— Jarod Kintz

“Don’t you dare pee on me.”

— Roni Loren

“Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit”

— George R.R. Martin