Dog Quote by Samantha Towle

“Just be careful with my damn dog. That animal gets hurt and you and I are having words.” Well,”

— J.R. Ward

“Dogs are like that, I guess—they know how to fix you without ever saying a word.”

— Caroline George

“As a child I liked to piss on the carpet. The carpet rotted and I blamed it on the dog.”

— Sarah Kane

“Then, out of nowhere—a barking dog, a huge blur of black fur, leaps for me. I jerk”

— Lauren Oliver

“Like a bullet out of a gun. His big paws had caught the dog before the dog could even flinch.”

— Michael Grant

“That was just too embarrassing, although there was a sort of poetic justice to peeing on your enemies when they weren't able to get…

— Elle Casey

“The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything.”

— Patrick Ness

“I launched into my speech, it took me a few seconds to realize that the only one listening was max (the dog) but at…

— Sammi Carter

“Your dog looks dirty. You could give it a bath, or I could piss on it for free. Or you could pay me to…

— Jarod Kintz

“I beat at him uselessly with my fists. I scream. My mind races. I'll pee on him. Puke, bite, scratch. Sure, I'll lose, but…

— Cynthia Hand

“... only dogs and cowards licked the boot that kicked them.”

— Meredith Duran

“I turned at a noise from the hallway—but it was just Bones. He was lying on his back, licking his paws. If only men…

— Elizabeth Little