Foghorn Leghorn

That dog, I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.

— Foghorn Leghorn

That boys about as sharp as a bowling ball.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Fortunately I always keep a spare in my locker.

— Foghorn Leghorn

That womans as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Gal reminds me of a highway between Forth Worth and Dallas, no curves.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Hes so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Whats, I say whats the big idea wrappin a lariat around my adams apple.

— Foghorn Leghorn

That boys as timid as a canary at a cat show.

— Foghorn Leghorn

I keep pitchin em and you keep missin em.

— Foghorn Leghorn

This boys more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Youre way off, I say youre way off this time son!

— Foghorn Leghorn

I got, I say I got this boy as fidgety as a bubble dancer with a slow leak.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Now cut that out boy, or Ill spank you where the feathers are thinnest.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Nice mannered kid, just a little on the dumb side.

— Foghorn Leghorn

For-I say fortunately I always carry a spare set of feathers.

— Foghorn Leghorn

I say, boy, pay attention when Im talkin to ya, boy.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Nice boy but hes got more nerve than a bum tooth.

— Foghorn Leghorn

This is going to cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered, for, for just such an emergency.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Thats the trouble with that fool dog, always shootin his mouth off.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Love that dog..love that dog

— Foghorn Leghorn

That dogs as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrrel of oat meal.

— Foghorn Leghorn

Whats it all about boy, elucidate!

— Foghorn Leghorn

That, I say that dogs busier than a centipede at a toe countin contest.

— Foghorn Leghorn

You know there might, I say there just might be a market for bottled duck.

— Foghorn Leghorn