Bowling Quote by Foghorn Leghorn

A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

— Homer

“I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.”

— Don Johnson

While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants, the reality is that bowling is…

— Chris Hardwick

“The best part about bowling is pouring in the cereal and the milk. I’ve always believed bowlers make better lovers, because of their impressive…

— Jarod Kintz

That's the first thing they teach you in bowling, by the way. Don't press the ball against your nose. The other one is don't…

— David Letterman

Pretty much all bowlers are nice dudes.

— Mookie Betts

That kid can hit balls over buildings.

— Casey Stengel

You never want to be the worst bowler of the group-because then everyone treats you like you have cancer. "You can do it! We're…

— Jim Gaffigan

The Bagshaws aren't boys. They're bombs with very colorful fuses.

— Ally Carter

Fast bowling is an art, like spin bowling.

— Kapil Dev

“I don’t know how to bowl.” “Right, that’s a problem, since this place really screams ‘professional bowling,’” Silas snips back, rolling his eyes.”

— Jackson Pearce

These ball boys are marvellous. You don't even notice them. There's a left handed one over there. I noticed him earlier .

— Max Robertson