Balls Quote by Homer

That boys about as sharp as a bowling ball.

— Foghorn Leghorn

A boy cannot begin playing ball too early. I might almost say that while he is still creeping on all fours he should have…

— Christy Mathewson

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

— Bum Phillips

There's no use fussing on a boy who doesn't have any ability.

— Anonymous

A boy who is trouble is something entirely different as a man.

— Alice Hoffman

What eleven- to thirteen-year-old boys fear is passivity of any kind. When they do act passively we can be fairly certain that it is…

— Louise J. Kaplan

I guess bowling is pretty mechanical. It's kind of a natural motion, but you have to stick within those mechanics.

— Mookie Betts

The mischief of children is seldom actuated by malice; that of grown-up people always is.

— Antoine Rivarol

A boy is the only known substance from which a man can be made.

— Richard L. Evans

While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants, the reality is that bowling is…

— Chris Hardwick

It is no small mischief to a boy, that many of the best years of his life should be devoted to the learning of…

— William Cobbett

The ball must be as slippery as a wet baby.

— Tony Gubba