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“That's the first thing they teach you in bowling, by the way. Don't press the ball against your nose. The other one is don't lick the pins.” quote by David Letterman — Download Open image

“That's the first thing they teach you in bowling, by the way. Don't press the ball against your nose. The other one is don't lick the pins.”

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