House Quote by David Letterman

Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on…

— Craig Kilborn

John Kerry is a threat to America's national security.

— Byron Donalds

John Kerry is finding out that it is no fun to be the front runner, that's when you get all the heat. He had…

— Bill Maher

One critic in the L.A. Times said John Kerry looks like he is thinking too much. Well this is one place President Bush has…

— Jay Leno

John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit.

— Craig Kilborn

I hopes the candidate [Donald Trump] is given fake intelligence briefings ... because you can't trust him.

— Harry Reid

I'm worried about a permanent Republican majority. That's what I'm worried about for the future.

— Bill Maher

GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of the people, and reveal him to be…

— Jon Stewart

It really kind of looks like now that John Kerry is on his way to the presidential nomination. The only thing that can sink…

— Jay Leno

John Kerry is going to have a rough tenure as secretary of state. But let's face it: whoever came after Hillary Clinton was going…

— Richard Grenell

I think a lot of Democrats I know, who will vote in the Democratic primary and vote for the Democratic nominee and later general,…

— Chris Hayes

John Kerry can be absolutely ruthless. I would not want to be on his enemies list when he's ready to go after you.

— Douglas Brinkley