Bans Quote by David Letterman

Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.

— Craig Kilborn

John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.

— Jay Leno

Much of John Kerry's recent surge has come at the expense of Howard Dean. The situation reflected in his hot new bumper sticker, 'Dated…

— Jon Stewart

No candidate can win a presidential race advocating gay marriage and opposing the military action in Iraq.

— Dick Morris

Today Donald Trump reaffirmed his stance against gay marriage. Trump said marriage is between a rich guy and his much younger third wife.

— Conan O'Brien

While it was refreshing to finally see an openly gay man speak at a Republican convention, it doesn't remove the stain of selecting Mike…

— Gavin Newsom

Do you realize that the Bush administration has now produced more gay marriages than jobs?

— Jay Leno

Arnold Schwarzenegger has come out against gay marriage. He said marriage is a sacred union between a groupie and any number of body builders.

— Bill Maher

[Sen. John] Kerry is also a man who opposes the death penalty, wants to restrict access to guns and voted against the resolution approving…

— David S. Broder

John Kerry didn't out me, nor did he offend or attack me by calling me a lesbian. I certainly couldn't be offended by the…

— Mary Cheney

Most recently, the President's reluctance to offend Senator Rick Santorum -- a Catholic theocrat who believes that states should have the power to arrest…

— Bill Keller

Gay marriage is a tricky issue for the Democrats due to the fact that - like taxes, defense and education - they are forced…

— Ann Coulter