Hell Quote by David Letterman

I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.

— Artie Lange

Where was Paris Hilton a year ago? She's a fabulous character to write about.

— Jackie Collins

The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton.

— Al Gore

She will go and set the world on fire. No one ever thought she could do that.

— Kerli

Who is she, why is she still here and when can I see her naked? Paris asked with an eyebrow wiggle

— Gena Showalter

I feel like everyone needs to respect Paris Hilton.

— Tana Mongeau

Is Paris Hilton even an actress? I'm thinking no.

— Tiffany Dupont

Paris Hilton's house was pretty exciting.

— Israel Broussard

At the end of the day what seems to be going on here is that Paris is the only victim, ... She's going to…

— Paris Hilton

Sending Paris Hilton to jail for being the most loathed celeprosy lesion in the history of the species seems like a happening idea at…

— Rob Sheffield

People think Paris [Hilton] is a ditzy blond, and I don't want to blow it for her, but she plays it really well. She…

— Simon Rex

I'd like to see Paris before I die.

— Mae West