Changed Quote by Jay Leno

With the presidential debates right around the corner, John Kerry is going to play Mitt Romney to help the President prepare for the debates.…

— Jay Leno

“Since at least the year 2000 and the election of George Bush, Americans have shown themselves to be increasingly enamored with the heroic couplet…

— J. Jack Halberstam

John Kerry doesn't think in terms of black-and-white. He's all gray, and he looks at all sides of the issues. That makes people think…

— Douglas Brinkley

President George W. Bush won reelection in 2004 largely because he was seen as comfortable in his own skin, while rival John Kerry was…

— Ron Fournier

John Kerry has promised to take this country back from the wealthy. Who better than the guy worth $700 million to take the country…

— Jay Leno

One critic in the L.A. Times said John Kerry looks like he is thinking too much. Well this is one place President Bush has…

— Jay Leno

White voters were 72 percent of the electorate in 2012, and their share of the population has shrunk a couple points since then. [Donald]…

— Mara Liasson

Numerous candidates lose their first White House race and try again four years later - but all of them do so after running surprisingly…

— Steve Kornacki

The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a $1000 haircut,…

— David Letterman

He spent more time on the road to Damascus than a Syrian camel driver. And we thought nobody could fill John Kerry's flip-flops! ...…

— Mike Huckabee

[Donald] Trump's path to victory depends on getting historic levels of support from white voters, and particularly large numbers of white, non-college-educated voters.

— Mara Liasson

For more than 20 years, on every one of the great issues of freedom and security, John Kerry has been more wrong, more weak…

— Zell Miller