Dog Quote by Jarod Kintz

“You can take a dog outside, but you can't make it pee”

— Micah Amyx

“I'll be your puppy. What do you want me to do? Chew your slippers? Piss on the kitchen floor? Lick your nose? Sniff your…

— Neil Gaiman

“As a child I liked to piss on the carpet. The carpet rotted and I blamed it on the dog.”

— Sarah Kane

“Owning a dog is like having a demanding manner-less friend who never bathes themselves but which somehow ends up spending every single night on…

— Matte Resist

“Then it hits me. I was just in a pissing contest with my dog. There are no words.”

— Samantha Towle

“Whenever you are sick, it's nice to know there are dogs who are willing to spend as long as it takes to lick you…

— Amos T. Fairchild

“Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."
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— Josh Stern

“I haven't let a dog in my bedroom since one of my father's Labradors cocked its leg on my doll's house." "I promise she…

— Tabitha McGowan

“I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!”

— Neil Leckman

“All night, all night, you bathe my poodle.”

— A.J. Aalto

“If it weren't for the doghouse, my boyfriend would be homeless.”

— Cinder Rella

“You’re not going to sniff my ass, are you? Like a dog?”

— Vivi Anna