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“Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."” quote by Josh Stern — Download Open image

““Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..." ””

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“My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull”

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“It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late”

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“If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane”

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Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul will be consigned to eternal torment in the never-ending subterranean barbecue if you fail to follow the whacky edicts of one particular set of puckered dogwhistles or another. You may recall from the great movie Strange…

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“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door, the scream of fire engines, or the realization that today is the Monday which on Friday night was a comfortably long way off. A dog's wet nose is not strictly speaking the worst of the bunch,…

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That dog, I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.

Foghorn Leghorn

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It is a fool of a shepherd who culls his dogs.

Jefferson Smith

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“Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.”

Oscar Auliq-Ice

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Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

Rudyard Kipling

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A shoe dog is somebody that really loves shoes, and that was me. I was a runner... that became important to me, and it's…

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“I rub the ears of my dog, my stupid goddam ruddy great dog that I never wanted but who hung around anyway and who followed me thru the swamp and who bit Aaron when he was trying to choke me and who found Viola when she was lost and who's licking my hand with his little pink tongue and whose…

The sound man, immune as to a sacrifice of straw dogs, faces the passing human generations.

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