Dogs Quote by J.S. Scott Download Open image ““No one likes to shove a puppy away, but when it starts humping your leg, you have to.”” — J.S. Scott ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dogs
“I want to be able to hump people's legs and have them do nothing about it.” — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
“I'll be your puppy. What do you want me to do? Chew your slippers? Piss on the kitchen floor? Lick your nose? Sniff your… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“I have a feeling we're mooning a mean junkyard dog, all brave and laughing - until the dog's leash breaks” — Kevin J. Anderson Copy Share Image
“Humping my leg like a dog in heat everytime I'm around you doesn't prove you like me” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Every time a dog humps your leg, you're being raped. #metoo” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“I'm like an abused puppy, so desperate for attention that it's almost a surprise when I get belted in the gut. Again.” — Talia Vance Copy Share Image
“there's no satisfaction in watching Jack struggle. Feral dogs bite harder when they're cornered.” — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
“Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..." ” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“You know what happens when you keep a dog locked away from every living thing, except you visit once a day and kick the… — Peter Watts Copy Share Image
“Did you know that every time a country song is played, a cute little puppy keels over dead?” — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“She surreptitiously watched his gorgeous nude body, limned by streetlights from the outside.” — J.S. Scott Copy Share Image
“Who knew burglars could be hot? Yes, officer, I did tackle him, but I had to. It had nothing to do with those perfectly… — J.S. Scott Copy Share Image
“She remembered her mom once saying that true love was not for the faint of heart, but the rewards were worth the risk. Kara… — J.S. Scott Copy Share Image
“Tears streamed from her eyes as she looked at the clock, blurred by the flood of moisture that seemed never-ending.” — J.S. Scott Copy Share Image
“Sam said something to me today that I thought was strange. He said his friendship with me made him want to be a better… — J.S. Scott Copy Share Image
“I wish to hell I knew what really happened that night.” Kristin frowned. “What do you mean? Didn’t he tell you?” “The basics.” — J.S. Scott Copy Share Image
“She makes me crazy. She makes me happy. I think she's so beautiful that I want to just sit and look at her for… — J.S. Scott Copy Share Image
“watching a man in an immaculate designer suit flailing his arms like a baby bird, trying to catch his balance before his chair flipped… — J.S. Scott Copy Share Image
“It’s been twelve years, Blake. It was just one night.” “Maybe for me, that was all it took. I told you that night was… — J.S. Scott Copy Share Image
My dogs can't do anything--and what a relief. I don't make any demands of them, and I don't try to shape them or their… — Amy Chua Copy Share Image
I know a lot of people want to buy puppies, but adopting a dog who needs a home is doing something good. — Manu Ginobili Copy Share Image
Mr. Peabody is this genetic anomaly. He does have brothers and sisters, all of them non-speaking, not super-smart dogs. He's an outcast, but has… — Rob Minkoff Copy Share Image
I joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood. — Waka Flocka Flame Copy Share Image
I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all. — John Grogan Copy Share Image
I think if you look all across the country, the so-called Blue Dogs are all gone to kennel. There are no more Blue Dogs,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Where are the ethical concerns, that so many people called animal lovers invoke, when you steal the children of wild dog mothers and other… — Günther Bloch Copy Share Image
It's pretty rare for them to not be in our fridge, I have usually a good supply of all-beef hot dogs. — Joey Chestnut Copy Share Image
“Lebedev: France has a clear and defined policy... The French know what they want. They just want to wipe out the Krauts, finish, but… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
