Humor Quote by Nicole Williams Download Open image ““Did you know that every time a country song is played, a cute little puppy keels over dead?”” — Nicole Williams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Country Song Humor Time
“know what happens when you play a country tune backwards? You get your girl and your truck back, you’re not drunk anymore and your… — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
“I had a dog. Ex-wife took him, and the house.” Is that why you like country music?” He eased himself our of the closet.… — Jeri Smith-Ready Copy Share Image
“even though I don’t really like country music, sometimes, if you let it, the sound of all those people singing their hearts out can… — Carol Rifka Brunt Copy Share Image
“Even though I know it's wrong, you turned my life into a country song and I keep playin' it, on repeat.” — Caisey Quinn Copy Share Image
“The country singers understand. It’s always that one song that gets you. You can hide, but the song comes to find you. Country singers… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
“Ever hear the one about that dog that spent its life chasing cars and finally caught one—and had no idea what to do with… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
“She’d done things to him he thought only happened to characters in country-western songs, laying waste to his car, his dogs, driving him from… — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t logical, but the better you knew someone, the more blurry they became. The accumulation of facts made them disappear. It was more… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
“No one likes to shove a puppy away, but when it starts humping your leg, you have to.” — J.S. Scott Copy Share Image
“Soon, the nonstop buzzing of the local insect life gives way to something equally annoying. Country music.” — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
When you find someone you want to spend forever with you, you don't let them go, whether forever turns out to be a day… — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“We will all, at some point in our lives, fall. Every single one of us. We shouldn't spend our time trying to avoid falling.… — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“So, which one are you? The right or the wrong woman?” I looked him in the eyes and answered, “Both.” — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“You can survive alone, or you can *live* together. I know which option William would chose—has chosen,” he said, shaking me as if he… — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“I'd been labelled a goth, an emo, a druggie, a loser, and my personal favorite only because it showed just how ignorant people were:… — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“and no, no, I didn’t think it was a coincidence SS was short for sorority sister.” — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“a guy whose name has become its own verb, and synonymous with trouble.” — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“Don’t let disappointment be the measure of your relationship with a person. Let trust be the measure.” — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“There's never been anyone but you, Bryn...ever. You've been that one shining star in the night sky, shining brighter than the others, until that's… — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“I’ll be here, each day and every day on, as long as you want me to be” — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“don’t make me walk back without being beside you, holding your hand.” He lowered one arm from my waist to draw my hand to… — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image