Dogs Quote by Talia Vance

“He’s like a little bratwurst walking through the dog pound.”

— Dan Chaon

“No one likes to shove a puppy away, but when it starts humping your leg, you have to.”

— J.S. Scott

“Just be careful with my damn dog. That animal gets hurt and you and I are having words.” Well,”

— J.R. Ward

“My pet started yowling into the sky, like he was mimicking my screams of pain.”

— Steve the Noob

“I'll be your puppy. What do you want me to do? Chew your slippers? Piss on the kitchen floor? Lick your nose? Sniff your…

— Neil Gaiman

“It made me want to chase you through the hospital, drag you down screaming, and fuck you like a goddamn feral animal while they…

— Robin L. Rotham

“I mean. You put puppies in a store front, I will stop and giddily stare. Every. Single. Time.”

— Christy Hall

“Sometime you have to stop and smell the puppy.”

— Dan Hammack

“Does he kick puppies too? He should put that on his life resume to really impress people.”

— Laurann Dohner

“I have a feeling we're mooning a mean junkyard dog, all brave and laughing - until the dog's leash breaks”

— Kevin J. Anderson

“Puppies are adorable. I'm not a puppy.”

— Dean Koontz

“and let me remember that my courage is a wild dog; it won’t just come when I call it, I have to chase it…

— Ze Frank