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“Excuse me, sir, you got dog poop on your shoe.”

— James Patterson

“My job is a walk in the park. I pick up dog poop for a living.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There will always be something a little off, but like a three-legged dog, you’ll learn to walk again.”

— Renee Carlino

“But right now, you need to finish this story.  Because if I don’t find out what happens next, I’m going to poop myself a…

— Brad Vance

Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your shoe got…

— Iyanla Vanzant

“Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette”

— Josh Stern

“My feeling is if God wanted me to pick up dog poop he would have made it look like diamonds and smell like roses.”

— Janet Evanovich

“A dog isn't just for life, It lasts much longer than that.”

— Mick Hill mickarchie

“If your dog's a chore, you'll not get more. If your dog's a friend, he's yours till the end.”

— Mick Hill mickarchie

“The more you eat, the more you will poo.”

— Kreeble

“Shit happens and if you don't die you pick yourself off the frickin' pavement before a dog marks you as his turf.”

— Elise Alden

“You have another long walk before you.”

— Jane Austen