Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I have a bedroom rug that I feed. It’s not very flat, and it meows when I step on it.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“My clothes are native to the rug in the center of the room, which my mother has lovingly deemed the hamper.” — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Having the rug pulled from under one, and flying magic carpets -- cousin events?” — Leslie Miklosy Copy Share Image
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“I promise to tidy up before company arrives, wouldn't want my socks and daydreams all over the carpet” — Sarah Kay Copy Share Image
“I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Things don't like me. Furniture purposely sticks out its leg for me. A polished corner once literally bit me. My blanket and I have… — Yuri Olesha Copy Share Image
“No, this is easy-does-it shabby. I-know-who-I-am shabby. Persian-rug shabby.” — Susie Steiner Copy Share Image
“You're not very fond of your room by day. You never think about it. You're in and out, the door opens and slams, the… — Katherine Mansfield Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
