Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I’d never shoot shrapnel at a bear, because why ruin a perfectly good rug like that?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I heard weapons drawn around the room and the floor creaking behind me, a sign that Bear was moving into position.” — L.T. Ryan Copy Share Image
“on a synthetic fur rug, of course, anything else would just be plain wrong or possibly related to him.” — Eve Langlais Copy Share Image
“Ruger liked a touch of pain, I decided, so I did my best to crush him with my inner muscles. I’m generous that way.” — Joanna Wylde Copy Share Image
“Bet you've never had a bear down your pants before. Though I'm kind of a bear in bed. (Rick from Back to Basics)” — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“My closet!" hissed the figure. A spiderlike hand darted out and grabbed the doorknob. "My closet! Mine!" And it slammed the door with a… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“Did you once own ruby slippers, and did a house fall on your head? You're a daft little munchkin.” — Heather Fleener Copy Share Image
“She felt ridiculous standing in the middle of the woods hugging a roll of toilet paper to her chest. And oh so vulnerable, too.… — Diane Alberts Copy Share Image
“I glared at Grimalkin, calmly washing his paws on a nearby rock. "That's just fabulous. And you expect us to kill that things? It's… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
