Funny quotes Quote by Tammy Blackwell

“John Davis smells like Play-Doh. When we were in elementary school, it wasn’t a big deal. I mean, we were kids. Play-Doh was pretty…

— Tammy Blackwell

“The 'sitch'? Did you watch that Kim Possible movie again? You know it only makes you sad that you don't have a naked mole-rat…

— Tammy Blackwell

“You sure are a sweet girl, Scout. I'm half tempted to keep you." "Ummm... Thanks?" Knowing she was a potential Alpha I worried about…

— Tammy Blackwell

“Did you wake up on the stupid side of the bed this morning?”

— Tammy Blackwell

“It would be like The Rock versus Seth Green. Now, tell me who he is”

— Tammy Blackwell

“Why did you come back here, then? Why risk it? Couldn’t you find a place where you wouldn’t have any other Packs to deal…

— Tammy Blackwell

“Not to alarm you or anything, but I think you just made a deal with a Mexican gang." I've read Simone Elkeles books. I…

— Tammy Blackwell

“nothing feels quite so good as pouring salt in an open wound.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“You can’t stay in bed forever.” “Why not? It’s warm. And comfy. And it’s got all these great pillows.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

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“I don’t like seeing you hit.” “Well, to be quite honest, I don’t like being hit unless it’s by you.” As soon as it…

— Tammy Blackwell

“She stretched out her arm and locked her little finger around mine to signify the most solemn vow a six year old could make.…

— Tammy Blackwell