Goals Quote by Lani Diane Rich

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit”

— George R.R. Martin

“. . . being on the wrong side of a pissing contest is never a good thing.”

— Mark M. Bello

“I beat at him uselessly with my fists. I scream. My mind races. I'll pee on him. Puke, bite, scratch. Sure, I'll lose, but…

— Cynthia Hand

“When you are not practicing, remember, someone is practicing, and when you meet him, he will win.”

— Ed Macauley

“I think the correct term for this was ‘pissing contest’, and though I was flattered, I didn’t have time for it.”

— Kim Harrington

“The subtext sounded more like you can’t have him. He’s mine. I half expected him to pee on Drew just to mark his territory.”

— Whitney G

“We're going to need each other through this. All of us. But if you can't do that, then I'm going to play hardball. I'm…

— Samantha Young

“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?”

— Nenia Campbell

“If you don't have a target-you'll never know if you have a hit or a miss!”

— Emilie Barnes

“Too often the target is determined by whatever it was that we happened to have hit.”

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

“I am shocked both that I hurt him and that my shoe hit him, because I do throw like the proverbial girl. I hurl…

— Syd McGinley