Time Quote by Kim Harrington

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“. . . being on the wrong side of a pissing contest is never a good thing.”

— Mark M. Bello

“I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of…

— Brian MacLearn

“I searched for something witty to say, settled for bare honesty. "I want to pee.”

— Lili St. Crow

“Then I felt like having a piss and I did that”

— Bryce Courtenay

“Don't be such a party-pooper, missy --when you're well and truly screwed, either you just sit pissing yourself or you invent some reason to…

— James Alan Gardner

“I can tell you this, you never say no to the opportunity to piss, to eat, or to get an half-hour's shut eye...”

— Neil Gaiman

“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?”

— Nenia Campbell

“This was one of the differences between the three of us and our new friend, We were essentially taking the piss, except when we…

— Julian Barnes

“You know,” he said, “P.S.S. Piss Camp.” “Yeah, I get it,” I said, “It’s just not funny.”

— Ripley Patton

“We were essentially taking the piss, except when we were serious. He was essentially serious, except when he was taking the piss. It took…

— Julian Barnes

“A pissant is somebody who thinks he’s so damn smart, he can never keep his mouth shut. No matter what anybody says, he’s got…

— Kurt Vonnegut