Humor Quote by Kim Harrington Download Open image ““Please, someone tell me I wouldn‘t be that annoying if I had girlfriends.”” — Kim Harrington ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Oh no, was I to be one of those girls who gets attacked by a jealous girlfriend?” — Jenna Elizabeth Johnson Copy Share Image
“I find that the moment I let a woman make friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damned nuisance.” — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“I had a girlfriend once. All we ever talked about was our relationship. That's what we did instead of having one.” — David Gilmour Copy Share Image
“I was annoying her and found it pretty amusing. Girls didn’t usually treat me with unadulterated loathing, even when I was showing them the… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“You're the most annoying girl on the planet. You make me want to throw myself off a bridge. And, unfortunately, I am one hundred… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“I just broke up with my girlfriend. My wife will be pleased. But first she’ll be displeased, because she didn’t know I had a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What the hell! Either you have to get a girlfriend or you will be considered a gay.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“The realization that men and women cannot be friends unless they're also sleeping together. I have enough friends, I don't really need any more.” — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“Maybe our girlfriends are our soul mates and guys are just people to have fun with.” — Pamela Ann Copy Share Image
“And it made it so that girls could get to know me and see me as a friend. I was always the friend guy,… — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
“You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body… — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
“You can date every girl in town as far as I’m concerned. I hate you. I pray every night that you’ll fall victim to… — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
“She’d probably slap me upside the head and say some variation of 'Hey, Future Clare, wtf?” — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
“Then, suddenly, a shadowy flash came to me. Tiffany, taking an order, arguing with a girl. Shockingly, not me. Another flash, of Detective Toscano… — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
“I hate procrastinating, so much so that I often do my homework on Friday so it won’t be hanging over my head all weekend… — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
“What are you doing?” I dropped the dress and whirled around. Stephen stood in the doorway of the closet, looking at me steadily. “Nothing,”… — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
“Mr. Bingham said, “Hey, you guys are supposedly psychic. Why didn’t you see that coming and warn the girl?” Mom sighed. “Again, we don’t… — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
“This wasn’t the time or place for it, so I hid it away in a little drawer in the back of my mind, marked… — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
“I pray every night that you'll fall victim to some strange and unusual castration accident.” — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
“Listen, I gather you have a problem working with a psychic. Believe me, I don't like working with a jackass any better.” — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
