Funny quotes Quote by Tammy Blackwell

“Later, it might seem that you can cut trees down with just your hands. Watch out, Bruce Lee!”

— Michael Chatfield

“I needed a man with Tree Trunk Feet... Shallow roots would never do.”

— Alfa H

“If you ask me to cut down a tree I'll spend the first four hours sharpening the axe.”

— Abraham Lincoln

“A short axe can still cut down tall trees.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“Cutting a tree down doesn't kill it; it erases it from history.”

— The Wombat

“...when all the time it was that grand tree, taking up half the garden with its roots and not allowing anything else to grow.”

— Zadie Smith

“I loathe the idea of cutting down trees. Two hundred years of shape and energy all gone in half an hour. It's revolting.”

— John Galsworthy

“Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID, he just whipped out a quarter?”

— James Patterson

“Since you’re obviously in need of something to do, instead of shouting at me through this whole drill, isn’t there some tree you could…

— Julie James

“Some of the trees hung their branches down almost as far as the surface, as if they were trying to stroke it with long…

— Sophie Cleverly

“True friendship is a plant of slow growth.   - George Washington”

— Nicholas Appleyard

“You cannot imagine how one can tire of pine trees.”

— Ernest Hemingway