Pee Wee Quotes

13 quotes from 13 authors

If you’ve ever laughed at a wild reference to Pee Wee, these 13 snippets capture that off‑kilter humor. From a music‑driven line about ‘Atlanta Blues’ and a tongue‑in‑cheek claim that Pee Wee Herman inspired a bizarre recipe, the bits swing between absurdity and sharp wit. Quirky comedy, pop‑culture icons, or off‑beat TV will grin.

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I remember my first practice, from Pee Wee football when I was, like, 10, and I didn't know what was going on.

Danny Amendola

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“If this was a dick measuring contest, I found myself thinking numbly, then I was Pee Wee and she was John Holmes.”

Jeaniene Frost

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The jewels is flirting me, damned if I'm hurting. Legend in two games like I'm Pee Wee Kirkland.

Pusha T (Clipse

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The old Dodgers were something special, but of my teammates overall, there was nobody like Pee Wee Reese for me.

Jackie Robinson

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“My mashed potatoes come with a masturbation sound you pour on top, like gravy. I got the recipe from Pee Wee Herman.”

Jarod Kintz

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If you fumble, you can't play. I know that, man - ever since pee wee. If you're fumbling, you're not going to…

Mark Ingram II

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When we played the Dodgers in St. Louis, they had to come through our dugout, and our bat rack was right there…

Stan Musial

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“Handing Pee Wee to her sister, she admonished her not to stop. "And be careful! Should sperm come shooting out, never let…

Nicholas Chong

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“Weetzie and My Secret Agent Lover Man and Dirk and Duck and Cherokee and Witch Baby and Slinkster Dog and Go-Go Girl…

Francesca Lia Block

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You want to get something changed, you send sport. Look what happened when Pee Wee Reese puts his arm around Jackie Robinson.…

John Layfield

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Everything about 'Adventure Time' is the purest form of kid's play. A kid does not live in the Land of Ooo. That…

Fred Seibert

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“Whenever the sixth tune on the flip side of the LP, “Atlanta Blues,” began, she would grab one of Tengo’s body parts…

Haruki Murakami

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“The dramatic interplay was more in Lester’s wheelhouse, particularly the scene where Billy Bob contemplates suicide. Wracked with guilt over disappointing his…

Billy Bob's Blues

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