Funny Quote by Lorna Seilstad Download Open image ““I think she fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.”” — Lorna Seilstad ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Trees
“You fell off the tree of fucked-up-weird and slammed every branch on the way down.” — Vincent Zandri Copy Share Image
“I know what you're thinking.Girlfriend has fallen out of the stoopid tree and bonked her head against every branch on the way down.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“She collapsed. I stepped forward and caught her. I thought of two trees nearly unrooted and leaning against each other.” — Peter Heller Copy Share Image
“At first I thought I'd walked into a tree, but then that tree became a person, who was also recovering on the ground, and… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
“It's like this enormous tree had just crashed through the house and I was picking up the leaves so no one would notice what… — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
“I hate it when pretty girls turn into tree.” — Apollo Percy Jackson the Olympians The Titan's Curse Copy Share Image
“She was talking to a tree. Just talking to a tree. Totally normal. People probably did it every day here. They're only trees. She… — Ruth Frances Long Copy Share Image
“I’m going to kill you either way. I’m just trying to decide if I should let her ass-fuck you with a tree branch first.” — Leighton Del Mia Copy Share Image
“She feels like someone has planted a tree in her chest and then pressed fast foward on the world, branches growing and twisting and… — Carrie Ryan Copy Share Image
“Then, without really realizing it, I start to think of one thing I did wrong for each tree I look at. Wide oak- I… — Nina LaCour Copy Share Image
“You always put things at risk. If you fell out of a tree as a child, I'd clean you up and bandage your knees,… — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
“Remember, nobility knows no race or station. Always judge a man by his heart and actions.” — Lorna Seilstad Copy Share Image
“Dear God,how can I live a vanilla life when I'm a strawberry girl?” — Lorna Seilstad Copy Share Image
“If we’re lucky, God blesses us with a few folks who are willing to look beyond the flaws and see the person we try… — Lorna Seilstad Copy Share Image
“If a man loves you, he won't try to make you into something you're not.” — Lorna Seilstad Copy Share Image
“If you don't like something, then you should either be quiet about it or be willing to do something to change it.” — Lorna Seilstad Copy Share Image
“God doesn't want us to settle for what's in front of our face. He wants to bless us with things beyond our imagination.” — Lorna Seilstad Copy Share Image
“Lord, I can’t live in his mashed potato world. I need my tubers scalloped and diced and baked and fried and different every time.… — Lorna Seilstad Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
