Quote by Leighton Del Mia

“I’ll see a tree and be reminded of her. So I’ll have to go have sex with that tree.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I think she fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.”

— Lorna Seilstad

“I know what you're thinking.Girlfriend has fallen out of the stoopid tree and bonked her head against every branch on the way down.”

— Jennifer Echols

“You fell off the tree of fucked-up-weird and slammed every branch on the way down.”

— Vincent Zandri

“I know you’re angry,” he told her. “You threw me into a tree.” “I had to.”

— G.A. Aiken

“This tree wishes you no harm. Go around it in peace. You are hurting yourself.”

— Don Berry

“You're not a tree. So move; make something happen.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“For you, that tree is dead.”

— Richard Stark

“I didn’t know whether I wanted to kill her or fuck her. Maybe both, but one thing was for sure. One way or another,…

— T.M. Frazier

“I'll marry you before any tree on Earth.”

— Gini Koch

“It doesn't mean shit to a tree.”

— Marty Balin

“I wanted to be a tree so that I could listen for trouble in the woods.”

— Jennifer Lynch