Mummy Quote by Morris Gleitzman

“As a rule, you knew it was time to eat when you could hear potatoes exploding in the oven. Happily, all this suited my…

— Bill Bryson

“Lord, I can’t live in his mashed potato world. I need my tubers scalloped and diced and baked and fried and different every time.…

— Lorna Seilstad

“those fried potatoes I can smell are for me. I think they are.”

— Morris Gleitzman

“I don’t care that I no longer have my grandma to keep me company at the dining room table. Especially since she tasted so…

— Jarod Kintz

“Enjoy all the fresh or frozen veggies you want, except for potatoes”

— William Davis

“I bought a big bag of potatoes and it's growing eyes like crazy. Other foods rot. Potatoes want to see.”

— Bill Callahan

“Arthur dragged a french fry through his mashed potatoes.”

— Heidi Cullinan

“The living have love for the dead, but the dead have no love for the living. I ought to know, because I’d like the…

— Jarod Kintz

“I had a dream about you. You were crying, and your tears were so salty I decided to collect your sadness to sprinkle on…

— Jarod Kintz

“When death stood round the corner, taking lives like a gardener digging up potatoes, it was foolishness to care what dirty things this person…

— W. Somerset Maugham

“But my relationship with my father was now ashes on the river and I felt myself becoming jealous of Mummy, because as of that…

— Jeffrey Blount

“I have a feeling this is more dangerous than hoeing potatoes in the hot sun.”

— Cheryl Landmark