Potatoes Quote by Bill Callahan

“those fried potatoes I can smell are for me. I think they are.”

— Morris Gleitzman

“The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.”

— David Mitchell

“Enjoy all the fresh or frozen veggies you want, except for potatoes”

— William Davis

“To the High Heavens I praise the potato, and recommend planting it, eating it, and honoring it.”

— Carol Deppe

“Lack of potatoes left a person’s stomach growling, but absence of beauty hardened the soul.”

— Kate Morton

“a stale potato is a bad potato”

— Kim's Brain

“I have a feeling this is more dangerous than hoeing potatoes in the hot sun.”

— Cheryl Landmark

“Lord, I can’t live in his mashed potato world. I need my tubers scalloped and diced and baked and fried and different every time.…

— Lorna Seilstad

Potatoes are very interesting folks. I think they must see a lot of what is going on in the earth - they have so…

— Opal Whiteley

“If you must know, he said 'my goodness me, a walking potato”

— Terry Pratchett

“Looks delicious," he lied. "A mite crispy along the edges - but then, I like it that way." Incredulous eyes met his own. "You…

— Tracy Anne Warren

“They’re your guilty pleasure. You have some tucked away in your office at work, and all over your house... you can never get enough…

— Loretta Lost