Quote by Kim's Brain

If you were a potato, you would be a good potato.

— Bubbly

“I bought a big bag of potatoes and it's growing eyes like crazy. Other foods rot. Potatoes want to see.”

— Bill Callahan

“Enjoy all the fresh or frozen veggies you want, except for potatoes”

— William Davis

A potato is a poor thing, poorly treated. More often than not it is cooked in so unthinking and ignorant a manner as to…

— M. F. K. Fisher

“A potato is a potato No matter how much Calories.”

— Lalit Dahal

“Even if he’s wrong, he’ll probably get a free potato.”

— Rhett McLaughlin

“Hole your potato, while I peel this one.”

— Mildred Stallworth

“Shit served on a gold plate to a grateful and welcoming soul is still shit! Potatoes won't change that!”

— Robin Sacredfire

“Potato will always surpass you but you never know if carrot will surpass you”

— Legendary Potato

“those fried potatoes I can smell are for me. I think they are.”

— Morris Gleitzman

“The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.”

— David Mitchell

“Your mummy and daddy love you very much,’ she’d say. ‘But people can’t fry potatoes after they’re dead.”

— Morris Gleitzman