Humor Quote by Sharon Cameron

“He tugged on an imaginary rope,somewhere on the level of his ear, and then jerked his neck to one side, tongue protruding, eyes bulging.…

— Neil Gaiman

“I threw my arms around his neck and pressed my mouth against his; he tasted salty, like potato chips. It was delicious.”

— Donna Hosie

“She pokes at a very wrinkled baked potato that somehow reminds me of Alan Greenspan.”

— Nic Tatano

“He had a face roughly the shape and color of a clumsily peeled Idaho potato, and he had a jaw like the end of…

— David Markson

“Ella had to fight an urge to pick a potato up from her plate and throw it right at her.”

— Bridget Barton

“I laugh, a sound that he cuts short with a kiss that tastes like strawberries and terror.”

— Kelsey Sutton

“..his tone, like warm maple syrup, drizzled down her spine and licked all the way back up.”

— Jasmine Haynes

“I bit at his bottom lip, worrying the skin between my teeth as I reached down to tap at his hole. His body jolted,…

— Megan Erickson

“He looks me up and down like I’m a grapefruit he’s evaluating in the supermarket for ripeness, and for a moment he doesn’t say…

— Lauren Oliver

“giggled in her high chair, occasionally taking a bite of the food in front of”

— Diana Morgan

“Looks delicious," he lied. "A mite crispy along the edges - but then, I like it that way." Incredulous eyes met his own. "You…

— Tracy Anne Warren

“an upturn at the corners of his mouth, a wan smile like a scar of hope.”

— Hugh Howey