I go on 'Sunday Brunch' and Simon Rimmer's mashed potato is like heaven. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
When I'm done playing football, I just might be the couch potato dad. — Troy Polamalu Copy Share Image
I don't care if someone looks like a potato, it's all about personality. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men who pride themselves on their ancestry are like the potato plant, the most part of which is under ground. — William Tyler Copy Share Image
Christmas is the only time of year where you get to experience a truly, truly indulgent potato. — CMAT Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first experience of swede. It was at school and I thought I was getting mashed potato. I've never… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
Don't give me no rotten tomato, 'cause all I ever wanted was your sweet potato. — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I blame years of painful and unproductive physiotherapy for my couch potato ways. — Liz Carr Copy Share Image
Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken. — Alexandra Guarnaschelli Copy Share Image
I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. — Phil Hartman Copy Share Image
I always felt that the boiled potato, not the tudor rose, should be the national emblem. — Ilka Chase Copy Share Image
Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It's simple,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Both sides of my family had come from Ireland in the 19th century for the same reason: There was nothing to eat… — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
People in my neighborhood are so disconnected from the fresh food supply that kids don't know an eggplant from a sweet potato.… — Ron Finley Copy Share Image
“They’re your guilty pleasure. You have some tucked away in your office at work, and all over your house... you can never… — Loretta Lost Copy Share Image
We are often too late with our brilliance. We are on time delay. The only instant gratification comes in the form of… — Richard Schiff Copy Share Image
Nothing was planned in my career. I just went with the flow and took everything that came to me. Selling potato chips… — Boman Irani Copy Share Image
“So what is the best vegetable? Well, we all know that: it's the potato. The vegetable you can't screw up. You can… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I'm always down to try a new burger, but Shake Shack is still my top. What makes them so special is for… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
“True the greater part of the Irish people was close to starvation. The numbers of weakened people dying from disease were rising.… — Edward Rutherfurd Copy Share Image
I see people having fits because their coffee is too hot or their baked potato is too cold, or some random something… — Victoria Moran Copy Share Image
“I tear my lips away from hers and fling her over my shoulder. “Hey!” she protests, kicking her feet and slapping me… — Dolores Lane Copy Share Image
When I started out as a model, I took things for granted. Because I bagged work thanks to my looks, I didn't… — Bipasha Basu Copy Share Image
“He looked at them and saw their faces did not fit. The skin on the skulls crawled and twitched like half-solid paste.… — Alasdair Gray Copy Share Image
“Fruits and vegetables also fall into the carbohydrate catchall. For the most part, they’re all wonderful. The only possible exception is the… — Yoni Freedhoff Copy Share Image
“She made a creche outside the Inn. The natives thought it was wonderful, and Sister Honey was gratified by their numbers. Why… — Rumer Godden Copy Share Image
We have 11 great potato flavors, and customers have been clamoring for tortilla. For over a year, we worked to develop the… — Keith Belling Copy Share Image