I go on 'Sunday Brunch' and Simon Rimmer's mashed potato is like heaven. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I busted my bird for 60 years in the business, but my grandkids only know me as Mr. Potato Head. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I'm a couch potato. I love to stay in and just watch a DVD with the missus. Or we all go over… — Zayn Malik Copy Share Image
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato-the best part of him is underground. — Henry S. F. Cooper Copy Share Image
Without the potato, the balance of European power might never have tilted north. — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
I get superstitious. I always have to have some form of potato, either chips or mashed potato or roast potatoes on a… — Nadine Coyle Copy Share Image
Don't make friends with a potato. Unless it is a dancing potato. Always be friends with a dancing potato. — Mac Cheesits Copy Share Image
You've got to have a balance of carbs, fats and protein, and potato is a really great source of carbs. — Chloe Ting Copy Share Image
“Today a potato, a tomato, some wheat, lettuce, rice, a banana, and blueberries lost their lives for my sake.” — Gregg Krech Copy Share Image
A potato can grow quite easily on a very small plot of land. With molecular manufacturing, we'll be able to have distributed… — Ralph Merkle Copy Share Image
“So what is the best vegetable? Well, we all know that: it's the potato. The vegetable you can't screw up. You can… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I'm always down to try a new burger, but Shake Shack is still my top. What makes them so special is for… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
'Potato-chip news' is news that's repetitive, requires little effort to absorb, and is consumable in massive quantities: true crime, natural disasters, political… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
Nothing was planned in my career. I just went with the flow and took everything that came to me. Selling potato chips… — Boman Irani Copy Share Image
A potato is a poor thing, poorly treated. More often than not it is cooked in so unthinking and ignorant a manner… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
Stars make money on real movies. They make big money on real movies. To come into my world, I've got some M&Ms… — Lee Daniels Copy Share Image
Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It's simple,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I worked in rose fields, and I worked in potato fields. I did some bouncing. — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
My mom told me if I ever got a tattoo, she was going to take it off with a potato peeler. — Jacob Dalton Copy Share Image
“Allegories are told with a purpose whose possibility is lost Until a potato-eater appears and eats potatoes ” — Lyn Hejinian Copy Share Image
“She pokes at a very wrinkled baked potato that somehow reminds me of Alan Greenspan.” — Nic Tatano Copy Share Image
He read me extracts from a medical journal describing the progress of a staphylococcus aureus infection. And then he pleasured me with… — Grant Morrison Copy Share Image
We came out with a rice and a corn chip, then quickly decided we needed to focus on potato. It was just… — Keith Belling Copy Share Image
One of my favourite low-carb suppers is a Spanish tortilla using cauliflower in place of the potato. — John Whaite Copy Share Image
What I really want, what I always really want, is baked potato and grilled cheese. But then I'd be really fat. — Stella McCartney Copy Share Image
“DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM TO BE MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE. -Death” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He tossed the potato up and down, up and down, a thin smile creeping out from the corners of his mouth.” — Sharon Cameron Copy Share Image
I appreciate the potato only as a protection against famine, except for that, I know of nothing more eminently tasteless. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
“To the High Heavens I praise the potato, and recommend planting it, eating it, and honoring it.” — Carol Deppe Copy Share Image
“Potato will always surpass you but you never know if carrot will surpass you” — Legendary Potato Copy Share Image
I've always said I'm pretty good at making mashed potato. I'm a good masher. — Paddy McGuinness Copy Share Image
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato. The best part is underground. — Thomas Overbury Copy Share Image
I always felt that the boiled potato, not the tudor rose, should be the national emblem. — Ilka Chase Copy Share Image
“Not everyone can be a truffle. Most of us are potatoes. And a potato is a very good thing to be.” — Massimo Bottura Copy Share Image
For me, a plain baked potato is the most delicious one…It is soothing and enough. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
