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“To the High Heavens I praise the potato, and recommend planting it, eating it, and honoring it.”

— Carol Deppe

“All carrots dissapear one day, and so nature goes.”

— Monaristw

“The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.”

— David Mitchell

“So what is the best vegetable? Well, we all know that: it's the potato. The vegetable you can't screw up. You can throw a…

— Caitlin Moran

“Enjoy all the fresh or frozen veggies you want, except for potatoes”

— William Davis

“He'll just track us down and follow us and then he'll kill Carrot!" "Why?" "Because Carrot's mine!”

— Terry Pratchett

“Hole your potato, while I peel this one.”

— Mildred Stallworth

“Allegories are told with a purpose whose possibility is lost Until a potato-eater appears and eats potatoes ”

— Lyn Hejinian

“Have some carrots. They're good for your eyes." "Then you have some fries. They're good for your... I don't know. They're just good.”

— Sarah Ockler

“I bought a big bag of potatoes and it's growing eyes like crazy. Other foods rot. Potatoes want to see.”

— Bill Callahan

“a stale potato is a bad potato”

— Kim's Brain

If you were a potato, you would be a good potato.

— Bubbly