Food Quote by David Mitchell

“I bought a big bag of potatoes and it's growing eyes like crazy. Other foods rot. Potatoes want to see.”

— Bill Callahan

“Lunch looks grand, Meg. You’ve really outdone yourself,” James commented, loading his plate. He frowned down at an escaping carrot extending precariously over the…

— Shannon MacLeod

“To the High Heavens I praise the potato, and recommend planting it, eating it, and honoring it.”

— Carol Deppe

“They sowed the duller vegetables first, and a pleasant feeling of righteous fatigue stole over them as they addressed themselves to the peas.”

— E.M. Forster

“The carrots weren’t working; it was time for a little stick.”

— Susannah Nix

“Ella had to fight an urge to pick a potato up from her plate and throw it right at her.”

— Bridget Barton

“A: It was made from 24 carrots!”

— Uncle Amon

“Yes, fruits and vegetables are healthy. But you want to know why I eat them? Revenge.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Lack of potatoes left a person’s stomach growling, but absence of beauty hardened the soul.”

— Kate Morton

“some vegetables are supposed to stay in the dirt and shouldn't be eaten at all.”

— Ember Casey

“those fried potatoes I can smell are for me. I think they are.”

— Morris Gleitzman

“Potato will always surpass you but you never know if carrot will surpass you”

— Legendary Potato