Food Quote by Carol Deppe

“I bought a big bag of potatoes and it's growing eyes like crazy. Other foods rot. Potatoes want to see.”

— Bill Callahan

“The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.”

— David Mitchell

“Potato will always surpass you but you never know if carrot will surpass you”

— Legendary Potato

“Lack of potatoes left a person’s stomach growling, but absence of beauty hardened the soul.”

— Kate Morton

Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It's simple, it comes…

— Jack Handey

“I have a feeling this is more dangerous than hoeing potatoes in the hot sun.”

— Cheryl Landmark

“Enjoy all the fresh or frozen veggies you want, except for potatoes”

— William Davis

“Allegories are told with a purpose whose possibility is lost Until a potato-eater appears and eats potatoes ”

— Lyn Hejinian

I was sifting through the dier, and I remember thinking: This potato is important. It comes up from the soil and feeds us, it…

— Dominique Crenn

“Shit served on a gold plate to a grateful and welcoming soul is still shit! Potatoes won't change that!”

— Robin Sacredfire

“Hole your potato, while I peel this one.”

— Mildred Stallworth

If you were a potato, you would be a good potato.

— Bubbly