Quote by Uncle Amon Download Open image ““A: It was made from 24 carrots!”” — Uncle Amon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“a fresh carrot from the garden has a complex flavor that is lost after a few days in transit.” — Ed Cyzewski Copy Share Image
“[...] no carrot would be permitted in a soup that had not first assumed a rhomboidal or trapezoidal shape. ” — Ivan Turgenev Copy Share Image
“The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Jesus, dude could suck the orange off a carrot. A big, long carrot.” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“many chimneys does Santa go down? A: Stacks! What was your favorite joke? Leave” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: What did the coach scream to the snack machine? A: Give me my quarterback!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Summer! Summer who? Summer good and summer bad!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: Why was Cinderella cut from the team? A: She ran away from the ball!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“What is small, squeaky, and skilled at sword fights? A: The mouseketeer!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? A: He makes a swish!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: What songs do Santa’s gnomes sing to him when he comes home freezing on Christmas night? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A: It is Christmas, Eve! Q:” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
