Quote by K.A. Mitchell Download Open image ““Jesus, dude could suck the orange off a carrot. A big, long carrot.”” — K.A. Mitchell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eaters. Baby carrots.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A man is not an orange. You can't eat the fruit and throw the peel away.” — ALGERNON CHARLES SWINBURNE Copy Share Image
“I feel like a donkey, with a stick in my mouth and a carrot up my ass.” — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
“Arceus spat out his carrot as he heard Cindy’s sentence. “W-what?” — Steve the Noob Copy Share Image
“Did Anton try the carrots?” “I believe so. Flavio seems happier, at least on that count, and I have noticed now that Anton shudders… — James Austen Copy Share Image
“He'll just track us down and follow us and then he'll kill Carrot!" "Why?" "Because Carrot's mine!” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I really don’t get this whole oranges thing. It’s like, does he want to eat them or go out with them?” — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
“If there is a God, he’s a son of a bitch. If he wanted to do us a favor he would have made raw… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“You get up every morning then life happens to you. You just have to have the right stuff to get through it.” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Eli eased back enough to breathe words onto Quinn's mouth. 'Well? Romantic enough?' 'My heart's aflutter.' Eli sank away. 'All the fluttering is in… — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“The sound Noah made when he speared him with his tongue sent Cameron from hard and twitching to gotta fuck or die.” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“You are the opposite of romantic. Did anyone ever tell you that?" "I am full of romance. I like sunsets and the ocean and beaches and flowers and love songs and Shakespeare in the park and all that kind of shit." Eli's cheeks flushed. It was adorable on him. "I don't get what any of that has to do with… — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share
“With a soft gasp from Aaron, the soundtrack started up in Joey’s brain again. Goldfrapp’s “Ooh La La” was perfect for blow jobs. If he sang along, his tongue did interesting things.” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share
“You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight—” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Aaron held him and reached down to free a surprisingly big cock, measuring it with his hand. "Wow, where'd you get all this?" "Stole… — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Noah’s eyes fixed on his, and the vulnerability Cameron saw there tightened his chest until it was almost too hard to say it.” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Warning: Contains old friends, old enemies, a dramatic cat rescue, soft drink references and a lot of teasing before the steamy sex. Readers are… — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“The eel's pause gave Kim far too long to weigh how incredibly stupid this impulse was-- as if the tattoo covering his wrist weren't… — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Staring at Joey's eyes blinking up from his pale face was a bit like inhaling a pound of rock candy while watching puppies play.” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
