Quote by Marshall Thornton

“If God didn't want us to eat the animals, He wouldn't have made them so tasty.”

— Molly Harper

“If God was the type who needed to be asked verbally before he would support your side over man-eating monsters, then she wasn’t sure…

— David Wong

“If God wanted humans to eat vegetables, he wouldn’t have colored them green. Green things are moldy.”

— Cherise Sinclair

“Its as if God cruised through one of those Chinese fast-food buffets and bought Abe the full meal dealso he can pass for Mama's…

— Justina Chen Headley

“He says he wants more carrots and bread crumbs!”

— Breehn Burns

“if god had intended us to follow recipes, He wouldn't have given us grandmothers.”

— Linda Henley

“If I were God, it’d be a whole different story, dropping fruit at will. Let them eat apples.”

— Trebor Healey

“Did God really tell you that you mustn't eat this delicious fruit of the trees here in your garden?" This approach was a masterpiece…

— Dr. Henry Morris

“God understands everything. And even He made a mistake or two. Look at the size of avocado seeds - way too big. And pomegranates?…

— Robyn Carr

“‎"Well, It's just painful to see them without nothing to eat and at the same time no God. So let's share our food and…

— Jestoni Revealed

“I told him God didn’t invent grocery stores. He told me that I had no proof of this, and wouldn’t I feel stupid when…

— T.J. Klune

“Upon returning from the store, he would put the meat into the freezer, hide his favorite fruits in the bathroom cabinet, and stuff everything…

— David Sedaris