“Then, Jason looked up and asked, "Do you realized that there are more words for penis in English language then there are… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“People say love is the international language. I'd say jealousy and anger are also pretty articulate.” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“To be honest, it would be nice if love, and sex, and duty, and fidelity, all managed to happen at once, but… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“People fall in love for stupid reasons. Why should the reasons to break up be that much better?" (Mac)” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“I fell in love. Why can't I fall out of it?" He got a look on his face, which I knew meant… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“You think love is about sharing minutiae. I think love is about making decisions with the other person in mind.” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“I have to say,comparatively my life was dull - I'd never fallen in love with my own rapist or been kidnapped and… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“You know, I've always thought that we don't have enough words for love. Or maybe it's that we don't use the words… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“ Why did people fall in love? he wondered as he watched Rock and Doris pretend to do just that. Obviously, it… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“Or maybe I've just lost the taste for love. Love isn't always a good thing. Sometimes it makes a mess of people'… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“There's only three times you see a look like that on a guy's face, when he's looking at the world's best basketball… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“These days you don't need a country to have a flag, you don't need to win an election to become president, and you don't… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“ The Ten Commandments As Interpreted by Robin Palmetier 1. Don’t lie. Unless it’s to the police. 2. Don’t cheat your customers. Robin always… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“That was the problem with good friends. Eventually they knew enough about you to say terrible things for your own good.” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“You live your life like it's some kind of nuclear fallout shelter. The walls are three feet thick, you have enough food to last… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“So are you doing anything for your anniversary? I mean other than sitting around your backyard with a bottle of wine moping over lost… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“My wife threatened to divorce me if I don't lose ten pounds." Given that he could easily lose forty I figured she was a… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“So help me, Mac, if you manage to kill me I will ruin your eternity. You will be the most miserable man to live… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“Um…you’re four blocks away. Why can’t you walk?” “I’m naked.” Sometimes the truth was like a band-aid in need of removal; one had to… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“I'm not sure I should tell you. Not while you're alive, at least. Some things are better left for after death." (Mac)” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“Vincent inhaled sharply and mumbled something like "oh my God". I wasn't sure what he was oh-my-God-ing about since he was still struggling to… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
