“We went to bed at a normal time, and then I woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of him fucking some guy!" "Are you sure you're related? Can we get a DNA test?” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“Busy? It's the middle of the night what could you be-" she gasped. "Are you having sex? Don't tell me. I'm a good Christian woman and I don't want to know about such things. All right, tell me a little… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“These days you don't need a country to have a flag, you don't need to win an election to become president, and you don't… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“ The Ten Commandments As Interpreted by Robin Palmetier 1. Don’t lie. Unless it’s to the police. 2. Don’t cheat your customers. Robin always made sure her dime bags were just a bit larger than any other dealers’ in the area, insuring loyalty in her clientele. 3. Always be polite. Especially to people who don’t like you, as it will… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share
“That was the problem with good friends. Eventually they knew enough about you to say terrible things for your own good.” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“You live your life like it's some kind of nuclear fallout shelter. The walls are three feet thick, you have enough food to last… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“So are you doing anything for your anniversary? I mean other than sitting around your backyard with a bottle of wine moping over lost… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“My wife threatened to divorce me if I don't lose ten pounds." Given that he could easily lose forty I figured she was a… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“So help me, Mac, if you manage to kill me I will ruin your eternity. You will be the most miserable man to live… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“Um…you’re four blocks away. Why can’t you walk?” “I’m naked.” Sometimes the truth was like a band-aid in need of removal; one had to… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“I'm not sure I should tell you. Not while you're alive, at least. Some things are better left for after death." (Mac)” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“Vincent inhaled sharply and mumbled something like "oh my God". I wasn't sure what he was oh-my-God-ing about since he was still struggling to get my jeans open.” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share
