Humor Quote by K.A. Mitchell

“As you head into adulthood, June, you may occasionally encounter oversize exotic beverages of an alcoholic nature. I felt it was my duty to…

— Carol Rifka Brunt

I can hardly bring myself to caution you against drinking, because I am persuaded that I am writing to a rational creature, a gentleman,…

— Lord Chesterfield

“When I read about the dangers of drinking, I gave up reading”

— Henny Youngman

“Then he drank the coffee. "Ahhh! Ohh! Oh, oh, oh, what? What? What is that?!" "What?" I asked, alarmed. I swiveled my head back…

— K.A. Applegate

“A proper drink at the right time—one mixed with care and skill and served in a true spirit of hospitality—is better than any other…

— David Wondrich

To drink for pleasure may be a distraction, but to drink from misery is always a danger.

— Ellen Glasgow

“By my tenth glass of wine I started to wonder whether there was something wrong with my palate. Everyone else was marking the wine…

— Jenny Lawson

“Tea is better than wine for it leadeth not to intoxication, neither does it cause a man to say foolish things and repent thereof…

— Laura C. Martin

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol…

— George Carlin

“I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today...no more reading”

— Peter Griffin

A drink precedes a story.

— Irish Proverb

I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with Terri. -Will

— Glee