Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold hands with girls and feel normal. -Kurt — Glee High school Copy Share Image
It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him. -Sue — Glee Health Copy Share Image
Just go ahead and hate on me and run your mouth So everyone can hear Hit me with the worst you got… — Glee Bullying Copy Share Image
“Two things, that cat has about two weeks to live and that fondue smells disgusting.” — Glee Copy Share Image
I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage. -Santana [to Sam] — Glee Rib cage Copy Share Image
If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling catheters. -Sue — Glee Classic rock Copy Share Image
If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest of the world the finger. -Lauren — Glee Patriotism Copy Share Image
Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. -Brittany — Glee Copy Share Image
Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute. -Santana [to Sam] — Glee Copy Share Image
I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels. -Sue — Glee Death Copy Share Image
As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I don't think that song is good enough… — Glee Good enough Copy Share Image
I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue — Glee Copy Share Image
I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you. -Emma — Glee Copy Share Image