Glee

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany

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Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you? -Puck

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It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! -Rachel

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You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat! -Beiste

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I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with Terri. -Will

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“Two things, that cat has about two weeks to live and that fondue smells disgusting.”

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Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything! -Rachel

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Your face tastes awesome. -Rachel [to Blaine]

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Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold hands with girls and feel normal. -Kurt

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It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him. -Sue

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If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest of the world the finger. -Lauren

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If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling catheters. -Sue

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I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage. -Santana [to Sam]

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Just go ahead and hate on me and run your mouth So everyone can hear Hit me with the worst you got…

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I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW. -Santana [to Sam]

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My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit. -Sue

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Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. -Brittany

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Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn

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Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana

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Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel

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I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels. -Sue

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I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama. -Santana

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I'd say "bye," but I wouldn't wanna make you angry. -Blaine

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I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue

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Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world. -Rachel

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I rode a bull and was thinking of you. -Will [voicemail, to Emma]

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You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to me! -Santana

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I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you. -Emma

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“When you are DIFFERENT(in anyway) When You are SPECIAL(in all ways)sometimes you have to get used to being on your own”

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Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control. -Sue

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Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute. -Santana [to Sam]

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And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions. -Figgins

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As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I don't think that song is good enough…

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I wish I could tie you up in my shoes, Make you feel unpretty too. I was told I was beautiful. But…

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“You know something, it’s not easy to break out of your comfort zone. People will tear you down, tell you you shouldn’t…

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